Don't Spit in my Face and tell me it's raining!

I saw you. No you didn't.
Drip...
Who is she? Who is who?
Drop...
Where were you? I was with the kids.
Drip...Drop...
Why didn't you answer your phone? It was on airplane mode.
Drop...Drip...
Wait a minute...why are you lying to me?
Baby...I'm not lying...it's raining.